 | Now as most of you know, Healthcare Reform is the big topic of the day. Lets face it, with all of this back and forth angry banter, arguing, circulating misinformation, yelling, screaming, partisan politics, and townhall meetings turning into free-for-alls...who could possibly cut through all of this noise to get to the truth? So we here at HM&S.com thought we'd take it upon ourselves to debunk a few myths about "Obama-care"...Horror Movie style. So without futher ado, I present to you...the top 10 myths about "Obama-care". |
 | Myth number 10: If "Obama-care" passes, Freddy Krueger will be assigned as your new heart doctor. |
 | Myth number 9: If "Obama-care" passes, you'll have to let Jason Voorhees hack off one limb to fill each one of your prescriptions. |
 | Myth number 8: If "Obama-care" passes, Pinhead will be your new Acupuncturist. |
 | Myth number 7: If "Obama-care" passes, Chucky will be put in charge of AARP Healthcare for seniors. |
 | Myth number 6: If "Obama-care" passes, Michael Myers will be your new Proctologist. |
 | Myth number 5: If "Obama-care" passes, The Leprechaun will be put in charge of managing all of your insurance premiums. |
 | Myth number 4: Once "Obama-care" passes, The Creeper will perform any and all open-heart surgery procedures. |
 | Myth number 3: If "Obama-care" passes, Ghostface will be your new Cardiologist. |
 | Myth number 2: If "Obama-care" passes, all future Labotomies will be performed by Jigsaw. |
 | The Number One "Obama-care" Myth: If "Obama-care" passes, your local Dermatologist will be replaced with a zombie from a Romero movie. |
